2013 BATSHIT BABE ELIMINATION ROUND

"McMike" (mcmike)
12/09/2013 at 08:37 • Filed to: batshitbabes2013, 2013pageant

The time has come. Let’s get the 2013 Jalopnik Batshitbabe pageantunderway by narrowing down our lovely 14 contestants to 12 finalists for year’send.

As we all have our favorite,the time to vote for her will be next week. Please keep their stories in mindas well, as the talent portion is also an important element of thiscompetition.

Of the 14 finalists below,please vote for two babes to ELIMINATE. Results will be posted later in theweek of the twelve that remain. I will bump this throughout each day this weekso that everyone who wants to participate will get a chance.

The pageant can then begin forthe 2013 Jalopnik Batshit Babe of the Year.

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Voting has ended.

DISCUSSION (41)

505Turbeaux > McMike
12/09/2013 at 08:50

12? are you making some sort of fantastic calendar here?

My current one is running out, so I need to know if I should reserve some space on the wall

McMike > McMike
12/09/2013 at 09:11

Interesting fact: Out of our 14 contestants, only nine were under the influence at the time of arrest.

Kinja'd!!!

getchapopcorn > McMike
12/09/2013 at 09:13

It has to come down to voodoo hex and power wheels for the ultimate win; they're both too good. As for voting two out — herm.

McMike > McMike
12/09/2013 at 09:13

Interesting Fact: Out of our 14 contestants, only one of them was missing clothing.

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > McMike
12/09/2013 at 09:14

Unbelievable fact: Only two were from Florida.

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > getchapopcorn
12/09/2013 at 09:15

Elimination round. Vote two OUT

McMike > McMike
12/09/2013 at 09:23

Interesting Fact: Out of our 14 contestants, one (a first for us) uses VooDoo as a form of self defense. Or revenge. Or crazy talk.

Kinja'd!!!

thebigbossyboss > McMike
12/09/2013 at 09:24

Oh damn it. I just voted for whom is my favorite. Can we subtract my vote for number 6 LOL.

Leadbull > McMike
12/09/2013 at 09:31

Seems like this year was relatively...sedate.

Weren't there like 25 in 2012?

McMike > McMike
12/09/2013 at 10:05

Interesting Fact: Most of our contestants (43%) were in their 20s.

Kinja'd!!!

Yet, the average age is 34 years old.

McMike > Leadbull
12/09/2013 at 10:06

Yes, there were.

There were a lot of good tips this year, and those stories didn't make it to the front page. I hope Jalopnik isn't growing up too fast.

As long as we still have at least 12 stores a year, we can keep this up.

McMike > thebigbossyboss
12/09/2013 at 10:34

There might be if I was a paying user of polldaddy, since I can't see that option anywhere.

Hopefully, your vote for Jamie won't upset the standings.

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > McMike
12/09/2013 at 10:37

Slim pickings this year. Nearly half of last year and some of these were carried over! Florida, you disappoint me.

For Sweden > McMike
12/09/2013 at 11:46

"Most of our contestants (43%) were in their 20s."

That's not surprising at all. Limited family obligations + tendency to drink + crippling emotional unavailability is a volatile combination.

McMike > McMike
12/09/2013 at 13:02

I have made a mistake. Only one contestant is from the Sunshine State.

Kinja'd!!!

Miss Four is the only one from FL.

McMike > McMike
12/09/2013 at 13:08

Interesting fact - (and a batshitbabe first) Every contestant comes from their own state.

Kinja'd!!!

Walfisch > McMike
12/09/2013 at 18:54

This made me LOL, so yes this is an interesting factoid.

ttyymmnn > McMike
12/09/2013 at 18:56

This post needs more pie charts.

Kinja'd!!!

Saracen > McMike
12/09/2013 at 19:00

Interesting fact: of the fourteen contestants, I would only put it in four of them.

Kinja'd!!!

McMike > Saracen
12/09/2013 at 19:07

Keep that in mind, because that's one of the special awards you can vote for.

Last year's winner of the "Would Hit" award.

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Kinja'd!!!

McMike > ttyymmnn
12/09/2013 at 19:11

I know, I know. It was a slow morning at work,

KB Garage > McMike
12/09/2013 at 19:23

Kinja'd!!!

Pulling for #14. Obvious reason is obvious.

Aaron James > McMike
12/10/2013 at 01:32

I love crazy chicks, can't we just keep them all. Each one is great in their own special way.

Anybody know where else 14's video is posted? The Link to the video is down, maybe it will come back later.

Aaron James > Aaron James
12/10/2013 at 04:39

It's back up, must have been temporary maintenance.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike
12/10/2013 at 14:34

So it's a weekly elimination round?

Agrajag > McMike
12/10/2013 at 14:34

So, it's just the United States then? Damn it.

McMike > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/10/2013 at 14:36

No, this week we'll eliminate two, then next week we'll vote on the winners/special awards.

McMike > Agrajag
12/10/2013 at 14:38

Yeah. American site, American ladies.

Besides, it would be unfair for us to call ladies from another land "batshit." This behavior might be normal is some countries.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike
12/10/2013 at 14:39

Oh I get it. You need to get to "calendar" length and then pick awards.

GOTCHA

Wacko > McMike
12/10/2013 at 14:43

But I thought it was normal for the states....

Chris Clarke > McMike
12/11/2013 at 13:04

Too late to add for 2013?

http://jalopnik.com/teen-takes-to-…

McMike > Chris Clarke
12/11/2013 at 13:07

Yeah, we already cut off the pageant for this year.

If she had been arrested, there was a mugshot, and someone didn't die, she would be Miss One for 2014.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > KB Garage
12/11/2013 at 13:38

Well ONE of them is obvious..

(the left one)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike
12/11/2013 at 13:44

This will probably get more votes than The Greatest Driving Song............In The World.

#priorities

Meatcoma > KB Garage
12/11/2013 at 13:45

#2 and #12 are both beauty queens.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2013 at 13:54

Nothing like a little self flagellation... but just in case you needed help,

Kinja'd!!!

m2m, apex detective > Saracen
12/11/2013 at 14:31

That caused coffee spill.

KB Garage > McMike
12/11/2013 at 14:42

I was going to say "lol, ONLY nine" since it is the majority.

But now I'm going to say, 9 of 14 isn't 69% and I kinda feel lied to. What else are you lying to us about? WHAT ELSE?!

McMike > KB Garage
12/11/2013 at 15:06

"Only" is relative, I suppose.

When you expect them to all be under the influence of something, 69% is low.

KB Garage > McMike
12/11/2013 at 15:13

I agree. Especially with their charges. Doing some of these things sober is baffling.

Sorry for critiquing your math; I only checked this pie chart.

WhiskeyGolf > McMike
12/11/2013 at 15:38

McMike, you're doing Jalopnik a huge service. As long as the crazies remain, let the pageant continue!